Do you remember my ex-boyfriend from high school? The one that I dated for 7 months in Grade 10, went to prom with, found out later that he had a ring in his pocket but never asked? That one?
Found out on Monday he actually got married about a year ago.
We were surprisingly innocent in our dating. He was no pre-martial sex, and I had lost the v-card before him but was totally iffy on the whole doing-it-again thing. Besides, I was carrying around a whole bunch of guilt from that encounter, because hey, I'm Catholic, and its a little something we're known for.
So we groped and kissed, and that was pretty much it. But I still got to get acquainted with his - ahem - you know.
And I would say "I love you" and mean it and talk about our future and everything, but in the back of my mind would think : I hope we never get married BECAUSE I CAN'T DEAL WITH YOUR TINY PENIS for the rest of my life!
(Yes, I was terribly shallow when I was 16).
(And terribly practical).
And while I wish them all the best and everything - still.
TINY PENIS.
3 comments:
That's TOTALLY not shallow, penis size DOES matter (sorry boys, it's true...you need some girth).
And I totally laughed how at the end of this post, I was left thinking about his penis (I even remember his name but since you didnt type it, nor shall I lol) rather than the fact he got married. Thanks for giving Sarah! :P
Hahah!! Poor guy! :)
One of my first boyfriends was teensy as well, but either didn't know it or was desperately trying to overcompensate for it because he referred to his manhood as "Stanley - like the power tools." Poor guy, my thumb was bigger than his bits.
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