Scene

"Babe. Can you call your mother and ask for half a cup of milk and some bread?"

"Just a second..."

{fifteen minutes later}

"Sweetie, 'just a second' means?"

"How do I know they're up?"

"Because, (duh), it's 1 in the AFTERNOON?"

"But they could still be asleep!"

"Dear. If you want breakfast, you will call your mother"

{Immediately heard the sound of numbers being dialed}

--Have I mentioned I love Saturdays?