Another to-do list:

Pick up after Molly. Swiffer floor wherever I just picked up. 1 load of dishes. Swiffer old bedroom floor until you see your reflection in it. Take down all knicknacks from bedroom windowsill & wipe clean (by lordy, it's dirty under there). Windex windows belonging to previously mentioned sill. Stop compulsively reading this blog. Swiffer living room. Windex balcony doors. Set up newly acquired dining table and pretty it up. Clean off coffee table. Install newly acquired blacklight over bar area (not as simple as it sounds - I have to find the screwdriver first). Rearrange branches on newly acquired 2' tall silver fiber optic tree on newly acquired two tiered desk next to TV. Set up all electronics (ps2, dvd player) on aforementioned desk. Put litter box underneath desk. Figure out what to do with newly acquired patio furniture, now in a corner of the living room. Wipe down outside of fridge. Think of scrubbing out the inside of it. Take out garbage. Windex bathroom mirror. Stop listening to Avril Lavigne's "Hot" on repeat. Put up posters on walls not belonging to bedroom. Think longingly of Skittles' newly acquired absoutely GIGANTIC Japanese inspired fan, and how good it would look on either wall of living room. Take frequent smoke breaks. Take frequent MSN breaks. Sweep, then swiffer, bathroom floor. Scrub toliet. Scrub bathtub. Put newly acquired computer chair in old bedroom. Find every toy spring and mouse belonging to the animals and put in basket next to balcony doors. Stop listening to Avril Lavigne's "Hot" on repeat already. Do NOT dip into newly acquired alcohol supply. Debate seriously whether or not to put 36 to 48 beer bottles in a bag and send them down the garbage chute. Also think seriously of searching for and setting up Christmass-ey lights somewhere in the general vinicity. Blast a cheesy 90's inspired "Fitness Routine Dance Mix" CD. Commence dancing around the apartment.

Stop blogging about everything you have to do and start doing it.

PS: Happy Birthday Daddykins! I hope you're enjoying Arizona as much as I'm not enjoying being in the frozen part of the world. Can you tell your cleaning habits have started to rub off on me? (Cue the "FINALLY" coming from your mouth right about now, eh?) Here's to 62-4 more years of being my one-and-only Dad.... "GO 'WAY LY-ION!" (If I get everything done today, you just might be treated to the story behind that saying ;-)