BlogShare: The Event!

***Like I said yesterday, today's post is courtesy of an anonymous blogger. Enjoy! We resume normal transmissions on Thursday***

A few months ago, a tiny bandwagon rolled through the blog neighborhood I call home. The idea was to post a list of things you've never said to people--things you wanted to say, things you shouldn't say, things that are in your head no matter how much you wish they weren't.

I read those posts and I thought, "I could do one of those..." But when I started my list, I realized there were a lot of things my mind wants to say to people still actively in my life, and since some of those people read my blog, I thought it best not to make them wonder. Maybe the other people who participated in this exercise didn't write about anyone they know. Maybe the people they know are less curious or paranoid than the people I know. Maybe they themselves are less paranoid than I. In any case, it is Blog Share Day, and if you can't spill your secret thoughts on Blog Share Day, when can you; am I right? I thought so. So here is my list... out to prove, apparently, that if you can't say something nice, you should instead post it anonymously on someone else's blog, and if you CAN say something nice, you should hide it on the Internet instead of saying it to the person outright. Clearly I'm all about being emotionally healthy and responsible. Go me.

1. You have been given every opportunity in life, and you've repeatedly squandered every one of them.
   


2. You are incredibly creative, and yet you're frittering all your time away on nothing. USE your talent. DO something with your life. Take a step towards SOMETHING, and happiness will follow.
   


3. I don't want to give up on our friendship, but I feel like I don't even know you anymore. Who are you? WHERE are you? I miss you.
   


4. Your laugh makes me want to hurt you.
   


5. Your constant cough makes me want to stick a sock down your throat.
   


6. Part of me knows you and I were never meant to be, but another part of me can't help hoping I'll run into you somewhere someday, because I think maybe our timing was just off, and maybe if we met again now, you would never let me go.
   


7. You loved me for all the reasons I want to be loved. I wish that were enough, but it just isn't.
   


8. Your children are spoiled brats with little idea about how the world works, and you raised them that way. Congratulations.
   


9. I wonder how different my life might have been if I'd just figured out how to be with you all those years ago.
   


10. If we weren't related, I probably wouldn't ever talk to you.
    


11. If you're dealing with something you can't snap out of on your own, please, please, see someone. If you're not, get off the couch, put down the M&Ms, and laugh with us again.
    


12. If you think everyone is talking about you, might I suggest you stop doing things that make you such a hot topic of conversation?
    


13. I wish you knew how smart and funny you are. I wish everyone you met did, too.
    


14. You don't HAVE to marry him just because you are with him. You do have choices, you know.
    


15. We've never been close, and you drive me mad sometimes, but I still love you for everything you gave me.