It's a dog's life...

5:45 am : greet Humans enthusiastically with much tail wagging.
6:05: go for pee.
6:08: sniff grass
6:10: go for second pee.
6:18: Sit. Stay.
6:30: chase cat.
6:40: chase cat.
6:50: stare at cat.
6:52: chase cat.
7:00: Human disappears. whine.
7:20: Human re-appears. wag tail.
7:25: stare at cat.
7:28: lay down.
7:35: sleep.
7:40: perform "please" for something that's delicious.
7:50: Human disappears. whine.
8:00: chase cat.
8:20: sleep.
1:00: Human re-appears. wag tail.
1:05: chase cat.
1:10: drink out of big white bowl.
1:15: eat.
1:18: chase cat.
1:30: sleep.
1:35: get swatted by cat.
1:38: chase cat.
1:45: gaze longingly at Human food.
1:48: ignore cat.
2:00: sleep.
3:00: Second Human appears. wag tail.
3:05: get yelled at.
3:07: be petted.
3:16: Humans disappear. whine.
4:01: Humans re-appear. wag tail.
4:05: Sit. Stay.
4:13: sniff grass.
4:15: sniff grass
4:20: go for pee.
4:22: sniff grass.
4:25: go for another pee.
4:27: sniff grass.
4:34: Sit. Stay.
4:50: play with little round thing.
5:15: lay down.
5:30: Humans disappear. whine.
6:45: Humans re-appear. wag tail.
7:00: gaze longingly at human food.
7:05: gaze longingly at human food.
7:15: chase cat.
7:16: get swatted by cat.
7:18: get yelled at.
7:20: lay down next to Human.
7:45: play with fake bone.
8:00: eat.
8:15: sleep.
9:45. Sit. Stay.
9:50: sniff grass.
9:52: go for pee.
9:55: go for #2.
9:57: sniff grass.
9:58: sniff grass.
10:05: Sit. Stay.
10:09: stare at cat.
10:12: chase cat.
10:14: get yelled at.
10:20: lay down.
10:22: sleep.
11:30: Humans disappear. whine.
12:00: sleep.